Vladimir & Estragon. V

VLADIMIR:/ ESTRAGON: Do you...
VLADIMIR: Oh pardon!
ESTRAGON: Carry on.
VLADIMIR: No no, after you.
ESTRAGON: No no, you first.
VLADIMIR: I interrupted you.
ESTRAGON: On the contrary.
VLADIMIR: Cerimounious ape.
ESTRAGON: Punctilicious pig!
VLADIMIR: Finish your phrase, I tell you!
ESTRAGON: Finish your own!
VLADIMIR: Moron!
ESTRAGON: That's the idea, let's abuse each other.
VLADIMIR: Moron!
ESTRAGON: Vermin!
VLADIMIR: Abortion!
ESTRAGON: Morpion!
VLADIMIR: Sewer-rat!
ESTRAGON: Curate!
VLADIMIR: Cretin!
ESTRAGON: Crrrritic!
VLADIMIR: Oh!
ESTRAGON: Now let's make it up.
VLADIMIR: Gogo!
ESTRAGON: Didi!